Sunday, February 7, 2016

The Scorpion Rules by Erin Bow


The Scorpion Rules
 Author: Erin Bow | Genre: YA, Dystopian, Sci-fi, Romance | Format: Hardcover, 384 pages | Series: Prisoners of Peace, #1 | Publisher: Margaret K. McElderry Books | Source: Library | Rating: 4/5, Best Antagonist Ever.

The world is at peace, said the Utterances. And really, if the odd princess has a hard day, is that too much to ask? 

 Greta is a duchess and crown princess—and a hostage to peace. This is how the game is played: if you want to rule, you must give one of your children as a hostage. Go to war and your hostage dies. 

 Greta will be free if she can survive until her eighteenth birthday. Until then she lives in the Precepture school with the daughters and sons of the world’s leaders. Like them, she is taught to obey the machines that control their lives. Like them, she is prepared to die with dignity, if she must. But everything changes when a new hostage arrives. Elián is a boy who refuses to play by the rules, a boy who defies everything Greta has ever been taught. And he opens Greta’s eyes to the brutality of the system they live under—and to her own power. 

 As Greta and Elián watch their nations tip closer to war, Greta becomes a target in a new kind of game. A game that will end up killing them both—unless she can find a way to break all the rules.

First of all: WHAT A RIDE.

Ok first - isn't this premise awesome? Children of royalty/political leaders are held hostage by an all-seeing AI called Talis, and if this royalty/leaders of countries wage war on each other, their children is killed.

Let's talk about this AI. Talis is the bad guy, but he isn't really. Do you love books with a bad-but-not-bad antagonist? Because that's what Michael Talis is. Talis blows up cities to stop humans from killing each other and holds children captive, but deep inside he believes he is doing the greater good. His quotes pepper the entire book, and he is snarky as can be. He is a class two AI, meaning he used to be human, and is one of the very few humans who survived the transition. He is multi-layered, he is funny (albeit in a sinister way) and he is real. Talis is my favorite bad guy.

The protagonist Greta is a natural leader, and very likable. Her voice is humorous but also profound, and not one second did I doubt her thoughts or actions. She is the Crown Princess of the Pan Polar Confederacy, one of the superpowers. She only has 16 months to go before she turns 18 and is released as a hostage. But her country is at the brink of war, and she struggles with her imminent death. Her fears are confirmed when a rebellious boy is brought to their Precepture (where they keep hostage children), a grandson of a leader who is desperate for water - something Greta's country has but is unwilling to give up.

THE SUSPENSE. I spent my whole Saturday parked on the couch reading this because I. Had. To. Know. What. Happens. World-building was immaculate. I found myself immersed in Greta's Precepture, where Children of Peace (the Hostages) are dressed in white robes and harvest produce from their self-sustaining farm. (So as to teach them to appreciate the Earth.) They are governed by an AI called the Abbot, whom Greta sees as her father figure, and robots with menacing shocking power.

Romance doesn't take center stage in this story but it was heartwarming nonetheless. Nothing explicit here.

I found the writing very easy to read. There are moments where Erin Bow's history as a poet shines. Plus despite its dark content, The Scorpion Rules is FUNNY. I credit that mostly to Talis' quotations, and the prevalence of goats. I love goats, don't you? The humor complements the heavy subject material nicely, so you don't feel too depressed over kidnapped and (sometimes) tortured children children.

I was very excited to learn there will be a companion book. For one thing, I CANNOT WAIT to read more about Talis. Who is Talis? How did he turn into a psychomaniac who blows up entire cities? Meanwhile, I'll sing the praises of this book, because it is awesome.

Friday, January 29, 2016

Review: To All the Boys I've Loved Before by Jenny Han


To All the Boys I've Loved Before
 Author: Jenny Han | Genre: YA, Romance, Chick-lit | Format: Hardcover, 288 pages | Series: To All the Boys I've Loved Before, #1 | Publisher: Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers | Source: Library | Rating: 4/5, Charming, funny, and full of heart.

Lara Jean keeps her love letters in a hatbox her mother gave her.
They aren't love letters that anyone else wrote for her, these are ones she's written. One for every boy she's ever loved - five in all. When she writes, she can pour out her heart and soul and say all the things she would never say in real life, because her letters are for her eyes only. Until the day her secret letters are mailed, and suddenly Lara Jean's love life goes from imaginary to out of control.

First line: Josh is Margot's boyfriend, but I guess you could say my whole family is a little in love with him.

This is a stay-up-all-night, lose-all-sleep-even-if-you-have-work-the-next-morning kind of book. The writing is charming, funny and a joy to read. A heart-warming story about sisters, love, and navigating the social waters that is high school. I loved the Asian nuances (MC Lara Jean is half-Korean), and I think it added a very unique tone to the book.

Lara Jean is the middle of 3 sisters. When Margot, the eldest, breaks up with her boyfriend Josh before flying to Scotland for college, Lara Jean finds herself in a bit of a turmoil. First: what will she do without her sister, the one who's been filling in the mother's role since their mother passed years ago? Second: How could Margot dump Josh - the most perfect boy in the world?

Lara Jean has always been in love with Josh. In fact, she has written a love letter to him, safely sealed in her hatbox. Then one day her hatbox disappears and one of her ex-loves approaches her about a love letter he received. That means one thing - Josh received his letter too.

This book is equal parts hilarious and heart-warming. The rapport between the 3 Song sisters will make anyone with a sister smile. The boys are likable and behave like real teenage boys (aka. quite  clueless). Lara Jean's love letters are a joy to read; she's got to be the best letter writer around! Heck, reading this book will make you want to write letters of your own.

I loved this book. It brightened my days and brought back sweet memories of my own teenage years. May I add a fair bit of warning - you are going to want to get the sequel immediately after this ends. Pick this up if you're looking for a light read that makes you smile, cry and go "aww."